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[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

Customers: When you don't know your account number or your login name, and my searches with any other info are futile, please don't tell me that you're from New York like that's going to narrow it down.

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[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Count yourself lucky.

My callers don't even know which company they're connected with. They call me 'just in case'.

[lil-pink-pixie.livejournal.com]

I had a guy say "well I live by a 7-11,will that help?"

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"So do we, why don't you pop round?"

"But you could be anywhere!"

"Because there's millions of 7-11s?"

"Yes!"

"So, what's your address again?"

Your response should be:

[rrrebo.livejournal.com]

"You're from New York? Really? Do you know Janet Carracciollo? I dated her in summer camp!"