techrecovery | Ode to our Customers: All of these are true

Killing me softly with your rambling chants of idiocy
I find myself drifting into a peaceful sleep.

Even you can cure the worst split end because I have torn my hair out listening to your intoxicating problems.

I learn new things from you every day such as a person with a nuclear scientist degree actually does not know where the start button is on a computer.

No darling, dearest sweetest friend, Your mouse does not need to be taken out of it's cage to set up your computer.

What is that sound you ask, that is me banging my head repeatedly against a wall trying to get rid of the headache you have given to me.

I never thought it was feasibly possible to view your computer through your telephone, but someday, you may prove me wrong with your incessant trying.

It is just lovely how you are always wrong and I am always right.

And to you the wonderfully insane people who like to remind us poor innocent souls of your 25 cats and what they are doing today, you make me realize how lucky i actually am to not be you.

However none of that compares to my wonderfully fabulous day when you decide to call us because your computer is freezing up and I can say three beautiful words "It is broken" and explain how that is something that we do not support

So thank you my beautiful, wonderful, clients for every day that you feel my heart and my soul with happiness and joy, And make my days off feel like heaven.