Suck Harder!

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

To those wrote those goddamn PnP worms:

I would personally like to murder you slowly.

All of you.

With a toothpick.

Sincerely,
Me.

Comments

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

I offer my assistance.

[perkybitch.livejournal.com]

ditto. we are still having issues with it :(

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Ooo! OOOO! ME TOO! ME TOOOO!!!!

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

Toothpicks break too easily. I recommend a spoon.

[liakela.livejournal.com]

SPORK!

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly the only thing easier to break than a toothpick! :)

[liakela.livejournal.com]

Nooooo.

Don't diss the midget-tined goodness that is the spork!

[benatwork.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily (http://www.tadgear.com/x-treme%20gear/snowpeak_titanium_spork.htm)

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

shweeeet!!!!!

[liakela.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not missing out on a good killin'.

[infy.livejournal.com]

Flat, round, or cocktail sword?

[jecook]

::digs out the rubber host with rusty nails pounded in it, the high salt content water, vineger, and dull knifes::

I'm game. Lets go hunting!

[infy.livejournal.com]

Makes 'up your nose with a rubber hose' a painful experience, don't it?

But you forgot the mammoth juicy lemon wedge and the Barry Manilow music.

[liakela.livejournal.com]

Rubber host!

Is that like... day old Christ or something?

Now with BBQ FLAVOR!

[naggy.livejournal.com]

On the flip side, the world would need less techs if there were less virii.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I might be able to get a real job.

On the flip side

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

Or use a better/more secure OS... Or just secure your dam networks people!!!

No, I do not have any sympathy. The Internet Storm Center was on this issue last Friday - plenty of enough time for people to patch their systems; or secure them up.

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

no, no no.

you need the assorted implements of damage but you ALSO need the "cleanup solution" of Lemon juice, salt water & hydrogen peroxide. (bleach is optional - I avoid it because of fumes)

this solution must be applied to all wounds.

"'cause it will hurt more"

(yes, I'm joining the angry mob.)