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[the-paco.livejournal.com]

'Noob' should be a proper remedy 'Root cause'.
Call Type: Maintenance
Product: Consumer DSL
Symptom: Authorization/Internet access
Trouble Category: Customer Equipment
Group: blank
Root Cause: Noob user
Resolution action: Schooled Noob

That and 'Elderly user'
Root Cause: Fogie
Resolution action: Reminded user that we don't want to reminisce about the Great War.
or: Advised user to obtain grandchild.
or: Advised user not to hit system with bedpan.
or: Advised user to obtain abacus.
or: Gave user heart attack.

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I should probably be less of an asshole. Don't wanna.

Comments

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

... but soda sprayed over it is!

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

or: Advised user to GET A FUCKING HEARING AID. No ma'am, I said a *HEARING AID*, there was nothing about herrings. No no, don't stick a sardine in that drive! No, I said *DON'T*...oh for Christ's sake.

Can we try to get "PEBKAC" and "id10t error" in there somewhere, too, while we're at it?

[kallell.livejournal.com]

ahh thats special

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

How would you classify elderly n00bs?

[liakela.livejournal.com]

*sings*

"Everything old is n00b again..."