Here's a recipie to ensure you have a GREAT day at work...

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

1:  Leave home and realize when you're almost at work that you cellphone is still sitting on the desk where you had it last night.

2:  Get to work 5 minutes later and realize that your badge is sitting right next to the cellphone on the desk. (Fortunately, I had my wallet, so I could get a temp day badge...)

3:  Go into work and realize that half of the people who work the phones have called out today.

4:  First call:  Suctomer who wants to complain that he can't remotely access on {company} network and the third party contractors who are supposed to help him "Are telling him to do useless stuff!"  And of course, if I try to walk him through troubleshooting, I get the usual:  "I've done that already".  Yeah, well not with me you haven't you ambulatory meatbag.  Now do as I say before I decide to barbecue your nuts over a can of Sterno.

I know I have that bottle of Tums here somewhere...

Comments

[linxie1.livejournal.com]

Dude! How many times do I have to tell you... SCOTCH!!! not Tums... gees!