WTF?

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I posted this in my journal but I thought y'all might get a kick out of it. (I do tech support through a chat interface btw)

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Here is a series of messages I have just received from a customer. I have not edited these in any way.

cust: ok will have to try later because of easedropping on my telephone via
Electromagnetic Freqency microwave voice data image electronics entering my home and your phone line
cust: these people have pirated some sort of satellite communications and are using EMF to disturb communications and neurotransmitters in persons minds.
cust: however this does not solve the problem of trying to utilize my home business line for my home business.
me: I'm sorry but you are changing topics constantly. What do you wish to do at this time?
cust: of all things i personally think these unscrupolus people are using a series of inventions from our bell laboratories
cust: or have stolen inventions from our bell att labs
cust: are you still there

the witchita lineman may be on the line from the 13000 years war