techrecovery | Head vs. Ass . . . choose an end

A conversation from a few days ago.

Me: Hey, Salesman. Please chech these accounts. I'm getting a cash file error when I load them so look at them to make sure everyhting is OK.
Salesman: umm. . . yup, those all look good.
Me: er . . . do me a favor and check them again. Make sure that absoloutly everyhting on them is exactly as it should be.
Salesman: ::looks:: Yup. Everyhting looks just fine.

Conversation I had today.

Employee: I heard from Salesman today and he said that i shouldn't load these because the default charges aren't being booked.
Me: Why does nobody here know their head from their ass?
Employee: shakes his ass yes.
Me (to salesman): Hey, remember when I asked you to look at these accounts and ensure that absoloutly everything was correct?
Salesman: yes
Me: Did you just say that they're wrong and we shouldn't load them because they should have charges on them?
Salesman: yes.
Me: umm . . . so did you even look at them before?
Salesman: Well, i thought you meant just the phone numbers and stuff.
Me: You thought "absoloutly everything" meant just the phone numbers? ::sigh::

Must not kill. Someone restrain me.

I work in an office where everyone has two brain cells and they are constantly fighting for inferiority.