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techrecoveryWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY?!?!?!
ok, people are stupider than usual.
Yes, when we save your card on file, we authorize the card for $1.00 to show that it is a valid card. The authorization never goes through. If you bank charged you an NSF fee for that $1.00 authorization, you have much bigger problems, no, we won't cover it, and no we are not calling your bank for you. Your a grown up, deal with it.
and the next guy
we have a security phrase for a reason, if you don't know it, we aren't releasing any account information. ok, yes, finally, that is the correct one, guess what, your account is locked for non-payment. No, I don't care how much money you have on there, the bank ain't paying it, call them. And now for a direct quote from my notes on that call....
While I was assisting him with the "popup" and asked him if his web browser was open, he stated several times to stop speaking 'computerese' and speak English
Hey, Rectal Yamaka, I am speaking English, not recreating a scene from the Miracle Worker.
ok, people are stupider than usual.
Yes, when we save your card on file, we authorize the card for $1.00 to show that it is a valid card. The authorization never goes through. If you bank charged you an NSF fee for that $1.00 authorization, you have much bigger problems, no, we won't cover it, and no we are not calling your bank for you. Your a grown up, deal with it.
and the next guy
we have a security phrase for a reason, if you don't know it, we aren't releasing any account information. ok, yes, finally, that is the correct one, guess what, your account is locked for non-payment. No, I don't care how much money you have on there, the bank ain't paying it, call them. And now for a direct quote from my notes on that call....
While I was assisting him with the "popup" and asked him if his web browser was open, he stated several times to stop speaking 'computerese' and speak English
Hey, Rectal Yamaka, I am speaking English, not recreating a scene from the Miracle Worker.
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Date: 2005-07-22 07:06 pm (UTC)Maybe... Prostate Beret? I dunno. Doesn't really flow off of the tongue well.
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Date: 2005-07-22 07:06 pm (UTC)Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here all weekend. Try the veal!
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Date: 2005-07-22 07:20 pm (UTC)I personally don't think we should be required to reverse translate back to laymanisms though. It just encourages them.
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Date: 2005-07-22 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-23 10:15 am (UTC)"Nine thousand people a year phone me up. You're the first one not to know what a web browser is."