techrecovery | dear dickhead salesman

x-posted to my journal

I do not have anything against sales people in general, just this one)

Dear Asshat,

Thank you for nothing. Thank you for dropping the ball in May 2004, November
2004, AND f*ng June 2005! Do I have to hold your pathetic little hand every
second of every motherloving day?

The website is up for christ's sake. It was setup as a temporary site last
freaking year. The domain name is registered. This sale is handed to you
on a silver platter. You have to take 5 min to add her into the computer
and send her a bill. That's all. Point the domain name to the existing site
and boom, she's up! Plus, you get a commision for this!

How can you be so insanely stupid. The only thing that could be better
is if money grew out of your ears, dumbfuck.

Thank you,

The miserable tech who doesn't have the authority to just do the shit
herself.