I swear, you have to score below a certain IQ to be a pilot...

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

This happened yesterday morning... 2nd call of the day...


User: How do i get land eleavations on my unit?

Me: WSell, so that you understand the feature, it's just the topographical map shading to depict the elevation as well as when you toggle the cursor over a certain area a box will appear with the MSL elevation.

User: What is topa-whatsis?

Me: Topographical info... topo info.. the colors on the screen...

User: oh those colors... how am i supposed to know what they mean?

Me: Well they reflect the same shading rules as your standard topographical map / chart.

User: ok fine, but how do i TURN IT ON???

Me: Well sir, it's on by default, so..

User: What? It's on what?

Me: By default.

User: What do you mean "default"? what does that mean...

Me: The word default? it means in this case the feature is automatically on when you turn the unit on.

User: I'm still not following you, i guess i'll just read the manual

*click*



I'm sorry, but anyone flying a plane should, A. Hopefully not live anywhere near me, and B. Be grounded.

What do you mean by default? what a retard. i knew that word in 5th grade for chrissake.

Comments

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he was intoxicated. *snicker*

Ok, fine, he's an idiot.

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

i love the drunk pilots joke.

such a good jackass episode... or was it in the landspeed movie?


i don't remember... but it was in a few of those types of shows... classic.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

I'm not too sure what episode, but drunk pilots are hilarious. Unless of course they're flying MY plane.