Here's Your Sign...

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Luser:  "It says 'Please enter your full name and initials below.'  Should I enter my full name?"

Me:  "No. Open the phone book and type in the first name you see."

Here's your sign...

Comments

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've had that caller before! *sympathy*

"It says username. What should I put for that?"
"It says last name. What should I put for that?"
"It says location. What should I put for that?"
"It tells me to click OK. What should I do?"

[pleaseremove.livejournal.com]

Luser: It says jump off a cliff, what should i do?
Me: JUMP, PLEASE, JUST JUMP!

[110billion.livejournal.com]

I get that user daily.
"What do I put for username? Do I put my name?"
NO. You fuck.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Do you ever ask someone for their username and have them say their name, and then when you say, "No, I mean your username, what you log in as," they say, "Do you mean my login ID?" like you're the stupid one and username, user ID, login name, and login ID are all four totally separate things?

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

I'm always tempted to have them put in "Rumplestiltskin" when they ask that.