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techrecoveryFor the last time people!...
- html and hotmail are not the same things!
- whistling songs to the girl with a headset on will make her stop listening to you since said headset will be on her desk and her ears will be bleeding.
- birds should not be kept in the same room as your computer. Especially birds like budgies, cockatiels and parrots that will scream high piercing notes. Again. Headset meet desk.
- just because you know the word 'powercycle' doesn't mean you did it right.
- we are an isp. we didn't invent windows. blame Gates for that. I will not fix your copy of office for you.
- don't whinge that it's a business you use our service for when you only pay for recreational service.
- while porn has it's place, please don't get so desperate that you tell the csr's why you NEED to get online.
- on that note: if you call in to find out how to clear history, we will giggle madly behind our mute buttons.
- yelling that something is unacceptable won't make the impossible come true.
- html and hotmail are not the same things!
- whistling songs to the girl with a headset on will make her stop listening to you since said headset will be on her desk and her ears will be bleeding.
- birds should not be kept in the same room as your computer. Especially birds like budgies, cockatiels and parrots that will scream high piercing notes. Again. Headset meet desk.
- just because you know the word 'powercycle' doesn't mean you did it right.
- we are an isp. we didn't invent windows. blame Gates for that. I will not fix your copy of office for you.
- don't whinge that it's a business you use our service for when you only pay for recreational service.
- while porn has it's place, please don't get so desperate that you tell the csr's why you NEED to get online.
- on that note: if you call in to find out how to clear history, we will giggle madly behind our mute buttons.
- yelling that something is unacceptable won't make the impossible come true.
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Date: 2005-07-09 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-09 06:24 am (UTC);-)
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Date: 2005-07-09 06:36 am (UTC)OH, AND MY GRANDSON SAID HE INSTALLED SOMETHING CALLED LEENUCKS ON HERE. IS THAT A GAME OR SMETHING?!
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Date: 2005-07-09 07:01 am (UTC)Funny you mention it... when Hotmail was firstly launched (and was not taken over by Microsoft!), it used to be like this (exact wording)
HoTMaiL
They did it because it was web based, so they thought it'd be nice to capitalise these wording to spell out HTML. :)
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Date: 2005-07-09 07:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-09 07:16 am (UTC)side note: but the really good stuff, we will sign you up for and direct you to, while earasing your ability to cleary your history bar, and contact your couterpart through sex ads that we place in your name.
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Date: 2005-07-09 12:25 pm (UTC)- Or make us care. Or even listen, really.
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Date: 2005-07-09 04:37 pm (UTC)^
*bang*
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Date: 2005-07-10 01:34 am (UTC)Wombat