I'm on a boat in a race right now, so that gives me the right to be a snobby assface

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

This is my job every day...

Customer: Hi i have (name of 3rd party software) and your charts aren't veiwable in them.

Me: Ok sir, well unfortunately all i can do is verfiy that your charts have been purchased and are licensed correctly for your computer,
otherwise i'll need to refer you to (name of 3rd party software) for troubleshooting with their software.

Customer: Oh great thanks... ::hangs up on me::

Supervisor: hey what did you just tell that guy, apparantly you said you can't help him and hung up, now he's pissed.




I need a job that doesn't involve tech support to rich sons of people i never heard of, that don't work for a living and like to make everyone else's life hellish just to make up for the fact that their trophy wife is doped up on valium all day, and he has a small penis.

Sorry buddy, life's cruel isn't it? Try working for a living, and then bitch about your fucking GPS charts.

Fuck face.

Comments

[jecook]

Nice. ::passes over drink of choice::

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

that'll be a glass of jameson on ice...

and a big thanks...

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

I *love* these ones! It's an excuse to hit them with "And what did they say about their software not working correctly?"

I get to use this at least once a day when people call me saying "I have this error message on my screen saying to call someone entirely different..."

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

hahah...

oh, tech support...