TMI

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Ok, TMI!

Customer: "I've noticed that it's a little slow. I'm a member of the Playboy Cyber club. That seems to be where it's really bad."

This dude was an old dude too. Yeah...that's TMI.

I wonder if were allowed to put in the customer comments "Old perverted guy..."

*trying to destroy awful mental image in head*

Anyone else have any horror stories from TMI?

Comments

[caerleon.livejournal.com]

Don't even go there.. try working on a machine, randomly opening files to make sure everything now works (just going down the most recent files list) and discovering the jpgs and mpgs of the machine owners wife ermm.. shall we just say enjoying herself?.. I mean, if she'd looked OK fair enough, but...

[c0c0c0.livejournal.com]

I recently had one lady where it sounded like she was orgasming on the phone with me...

[naggy.livejournal.com]

While I don't want to steal the actual icon...can I steal the quote for another icon?

[c0c0c0.livejournal.com]

Take it I did.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I must be in the perverted queue as of late. I've had at least 3 calls in 2 days involving porno.

Or...everyone is a bunch of horn dogs... :D

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

Well, porn is what's keeping the web profitable and running... :P

[ace-brickman.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't we still just be content flying at 56k if it weren't for porn?

[piepants.livejournal.com]

There's also pirate media

[oddball42.livejournal.com]

And gaming too!!!!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

"yeah mate the connection hasn't been working since GAAH! PISS OFF YOU MONGREL! Sorry mate, the bloody dog was just humping me leg. Rubbin' 'is little dick on me YOU BLOODY MONGREL GET OFF ME!"

"...."

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Well, we had someone come into the shop wanting data backup one day. He insisted that he do much of the backup operation himself, as far as selecting what files to copy. He left and had us write them to CD, and when he came back he insisted that he personally delete all of his sensitive data.

Of course, we looked to see what he was so paranoid about. Large hard drive filled mostly with adult baby porn. Creeepy.


Of course, a music teacher from a local high school came in several times as well. His harddrive was full of pictures of him and his boyfriend...pleasing each other. We didn't like that. At all. Also, it's rought talking to them face to face when they come in the next day after seeing that.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I would have a horrible time talking to someone after seeing that...

eww...

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

At least the people working at your local drugstore with photo processing don't have to print your nudies... I'm surprised more shops don't claim the right to exclude that sort of material from backups.

I got a nice collection of my own, but I know I am responsible for servicing my computer also.

[piepants.livejournal.com]

Incidentally don't you have to report the guy for pedo porn?

[piepants.livejournal.com]

Oh wait I read that incorrectly nm...

*is even more scarred*

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Oh, he4 totally would have been visiting pound me in the ass prison if it was child porn.

Adult baby porn = adults dressed in diapers, oftentimes with...changing

And his boyfriend was adult, so...I did not appreciate seeing it (guess I shouldn't have looked), but there was nothing wrong with it.

Several times I have almost made the call to the police department, but the filenames in the "Recent Document" list referred to things on CD. Too bad, I'd like to lock the guys up for kiddie porn.

[piepants.livejournal.com]

=(

*flee*

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Unfortunately filenames without files are not enough evidence to take action.

[piepants.livejournal.com]

ah, that's why you frame the guy.

GG HF

shhh

[barryicide.livejournal.com]

at the helpdesk where i work, someone left a "4 hours of filthy fun" dvd with a picture of a female getting ass-fucked printed on it in their laptop's dvd-rom drive... i wish i could've been there to see the perv pick his computer up - i taped that dvd to the top of the laptop.

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

We've had a few people bring in dead computers and just want a disc taken out of the CD drive...it's always some sort of porn or hentai.

I am going

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

I am going to go and start drinking until the brain cells that keep giving me those images are dead....

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

what? you didn't get his login info? I wouldv'e paid $5 for that.

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

I work in web hosting. I couldn't even BEGIN to tell you the number of creepy people with porn sites I've talked to.

[piepants.livejournal.com]

*cry*

This community scares pg

[justsomegurl.livejournal.com]

I feel sorry for you that you work with porn sites. We don't host porn sites at the ISP I work for. We wouldn't even host a site for a gentleman's club.

[oddball42.livejournal.com]

2 most TMI calls i have had...

the gross side, guy calls in for support im talking to him, hear an odd echo. is possible kitchen or whatever. WRONG. cause midwork i hear him go *HHUUNNGGGGHHH* the resume talking... then again... *HHUUNNGGGGHHH* followed by a flushing sound... i was revolted and hung up


on the funny side i got a pocket call once... wich in that job was not unusual because if the system didnt know what you were saying long enough it would transfer you to customer support thinking there was a problem... but my suprise when i get a pocket call and hearing two people talking about and initiating an affair... and how much trouble they would get into... and man were they noisy when the started... i guess they really needed that.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

When I took laptop calls for Dell, nearly every guy I spoke to would be talking to me WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET. I heard plenty of plops and splashing in my day, and flushing. "I don't want to tell you what I just did," one guy said coyly, almost trying to flirt (?!). "That's OK, I can guess," I said, annoyed.

[rrrebo.livejournal.com]

Once, also working for a Dell outsourcee, I was sitting in on a calibration call, where a few managers and analysts sat in a room, dialed into one of the calls waiting on hold, listened to the whole call, and evaluated the analyst who took it. The cool thing was, while we were piggybacked on the call (on speakerphone, of course), we could hear everything from the caller's end, since he was on hold, but his mic wasn't on Mute. After a few seconds listening to the grunting and moaning, it was painfully obvious to us that this guy had bent his secretary over his desk for a little romp-bomp-a-stomp while waiting for tech support! They were on hold for a good 20 minutes.

We listened the whole damn time!

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

"I need help to get connected because I've been in hospital for six weeks with flesh-eating bacteria..."

That's a lot more than I need to know in order to get you on the Internet, lady.

Then there was the fella who was having trouble with his personal website, which just happened to be the community page for the local over-50s transvestites club...

And the stud who wanted to know how he was going to get his wife interested without porn. I dunno, candlelight, soft music, a glass of wine under the stars... fuck off! You dialed tech support, not sex therapy!