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[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Me: "Thank you for calling **** I'm PJ and I can help you."

Cust: "Yeah I keep getting all this spam about grandmas in bondage. Stop sending me this stuff!."

(By now I'm already laughing, but I compose myself and press on.)

Me: "Ok, go ahead and send it to spam@**** and we'll see if we can put it on the spam blocker list."

Cust: "You need to stop sending out filthy porn. I'm sick and tired of it."

Me: "We'll try our best sir to assist you in stopping porn spam."

*click* (Cust ends the call)


I bet the dude actually signed up for the crap. He sounded like a horndog.

This stuff is funny to hear. Why must people assume that we send and do everything to them? I don't think they understand the basic concept of the internet. It is an open type of media. You control it, it doesn't control you. Truthfully, I feel sorry for the admin that actually has to comb through those emails. There are some sick people out there. Geez...

/rant


X-posted to my LJ.

Comments

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

Grandmas in Bondage would be a good name for a band.

[jecook]

Oh yeah. BEst punk band EVAR!!1!!!1oneoneone

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I must admit, that would be a good name for a punk band.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Cust: "Yeah I keep getting all this spam about grandmas in bondage.

You'd think I'd know better than to be drinking anything while reading posts in this community. But nooooo...now I have to clean Diet Coke off my monitor because of that line.

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I actualy had an old lady read out the title of a spam to me

"Come see big black **** cram into tiny white *****"

I to this day have no idea how I kept a straight face.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Heh. That is quite funny. I find it ironic with what the old lady said matching your LJ icon. :)

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I thought my LJ icon was an angel o.O

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

It is. That what makes it so funny. An angel...and then all the dirty talk from the old people. Lol.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

But usekh IS an angel - and a total gentleman too! He would never say a naughty word (unless I asked him to in a very breathless husky voice...)

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's just fine. I thought it was strange with the topic at hand. Lol. :)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

I don't think they understand the basic concept of the internet. It is an open type of media. You control it, it doesn't control you.

So... he's sending HIMSELF grannie bondage porn?

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

He sounded like he wanted it. Perhaps he just wanted to call me to goof on tech support.

[ace-brickman.livejournal.com]

yeah, the "this phone call may be recorded for training purposes" message must FINALLY be getting through to some of the jokesters out there

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

That would make a wonderful monitor. Lol.

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

You know what really happened...
He signed up for it all and his wife/girlfriend happened to catch him so in order to cover for himself he called you immediatley and she was likely standing there in the room with him while he did it..

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

You know, that wouldn't shock me! I did hear some commotion in the background.