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[c0c0c0.livejournal.com]

Some people need to go back to the third grade....

I got this in our e-mail today....


Subject: Phone discouced

Hi I am **name** my Account # My Phone was turend
off on May 4 and they been telling me it is becouse I moved frome **old** to **new** My services was transfer on
April 6 and I had all kinds of prolems geting
it hooked up and then a mouth later you turen off my phone and tell me it
wont be put back on teill some wear arowend the May 18 that is not right
if it is not on to day I am going to go some whear ells for my phone
service I use to tell every one how great you wear now I am going to tell
them to go some wear ells now

**name**

***response***

**her reply***


you had 7 days when I told I was moving in april; and went down and payed
for that mouth i got a bill for the phone this mouth if it is not on today I
will go some wear elles **name**

______________****edit***____________________________

new message:

I wish you people get your faxs and recods wright arowed March 20 I caled
and told you that I was move to**address** and you shote my
int &ph off for back bill I whent down ON March 31 and payed you 225.00 for
the back and April bills so you so you said you would put it on April 6 wich
it was really put on Aporil 11 so you had more thaen 7 days to do what ever
you had to do and on May 6 you turened my ph off and I wont it put on wright
a way **name**

Comments

[jecook]

Where they they learn english?

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Haha, sweet Jesus.

Customer emails are always the greatest source of amusement in regards to horrible use of the english language.

[infy.livejournal.com]

If she's paying for the mouth, she's probably calling the wrong place. Tell her to call up Gigolos-R-Us.

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

man, i wonder why or how they're going to go wear this elles person. hm, on second thought... maybe i don't want to know

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

I use to tell every one how great you wear now I am going to tell
them to go some wear ells now

I'll bet you wear it great!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Ugh. My stupid just got bigger.

[sigurther.livejournal.com]

I ran this through three different brands of idiot filter and not a single one of them could determine what the fuck was going on here. Maybe I need to switch to Linux or something.

[fatesplaything.livejournal.com]

ooooo.... idiot filter?

If we can't understand what they want, we just reply back with a nice email stating that we were unable to make heads or tails of their email.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

OW! It hurt to skim this... o_O!

[sunnylioness.livejournal.com]

hukd on fonix wurkd fer mee!