You are the reason for 90% of my job

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Me: Company Computer Service.
Cust: Hi, yeah. I have a technical question.
Me: Okay, go ahead.
Cust: Yeah, I got a pop up earlier that told me I needed to upgrade to Window XP Service Pack Two. So I paid $99 and downloaded it, but now my computer isn't working properly. What's wrong?
Me: *patiently explains the nature of pop-ups, scammers, and the actual process of Microsoft patches*
Cust: So, I can still get my money back, right?

Heh. Ah, the ever hopeful public.

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[tmercenary.livejournal.com]

Cust: So, I can still get my money back, right?

That would depend on how good a relationship you maintain with your credit card company.

A call to the credit card company...

[(Anonymous)]

...might be a good idea for them.

Before it's charged out to the limit.

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Cust: So, I can still get my money back, right?

No, sir, there isn't. Consider this your entry-fee for the School of Hard Knocks.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

"Don't I get a refund for my Stupidity Tax?"

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

can you give out their email address? i have some new and exciting products i need to unload

[kallell.livejournal.com]

Just dont sell me bridge dammit, i paid for it faire and square!

dont know why NYC wont help me move it to my land in loisiana

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

Awww, cute little n00b.