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May. 3rd, 2005 08:34 amSo it's the beginning of the month, and our roving sales drones are at it again. Every month, their electronic contract templates are updated, and in order to have the latest versions, they are required to double-click on the "document synchronization" icon we have so thoughtfully put on their desktops.
[rhetoric] Why on earth would you open up your contract folder, see NO files, and then head out to do your business? You *need* those documents to do any work, moron. Adding insult to injury, why would you then decide to call us for help when your closest network connection is a dial-up at Kinko's that's 3 hours away? [/rhetoric]
You're on the side of the road next to a cornfield? Sure, I can just beam those documents to you. Scotty, I need full power! Clem needs his contracts!
Morons, I say.
[rhetoric] Why on earth would you open up your contract folder, see NO files, and then head out to do your business? You *need* those documents to do any work, moron. Adding insult to injury, why would you then decide to call us for help when your closest network connection is a dial-up at Kinko's that's 3 hours away? [/rhetoric]
You're on the side of the road next to a cornfield? Sure, I can just beam those documents to you. Scotty, I need full power! Clem needs his contracts!
Morons, I say.
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Date: 2005-05-03 02:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-03 10:31 pm (UTC)"Never leave to chance anything that can be automated."