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[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I notice that we have exceeded our monthly allowance of mb used. Does this mean the computer operating speed slows down, or just download speed? Our computer is running really slowly and I'm wondering if it's because of the excess? When does our next monthly allowance begin?


Yes, dear stupid fool, we are stealing your processor power. Let this be a warning. You download any more and we'll confiscate your ram.

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[sarig.livejournal.com]

Do they burn cd's slower too? ;)

[nexilen.livejournal.com]

Teehee ... <:/

[sarig.livejournal.com]

While in reality, it works the other way for most computer illiterates ;)

"What is 'firewall'?" *facepalm*

[tupper.livejournal.com]

Friend's parents asked me why their computer wasn't going any faster since they upgraded to cable a few years back. We both had a good laugh over it

[110billion.livejournal.com]

It's always funny when they go and buy the latest PC from and go "well, why doesn't my internet go any faster?"

needless to say
a) they're on dialup
b) they're miles from their nearest exchange.

[110billion.livejournal.com]

lmao.
Does it mean my electric wheelchair won't go as fast?