i will smash that device into a thousand tiny pieces

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

My CEO must have chromosome damage, or at least a few extra chromosome. A Pocket PC is not a difficult device to figure out. It is a very simple to use stripped down version of Windows. Any ass jockey that has used windows for 5 years should be able to figure out how to navigate the interface in a very short period of time.

running through my head as I speak with his assistant about the sync problem:
I'm sorry that you are having sync problems. Quit fucking with the settings! And further more shit fingers, when you have a problem do not immeadiately call me in to fix it. Stop, take a few minutes and read the documentation I left with you. It isn't hard. Anyone with a 4th grade reading level can follow the pretty pictures and successfully accomplish any task. Also, having me give you a "refresher course" every month obviously isn't helping the matter. I suggest you invest some personal responcibility for this device and learn something about it. It is more than a way for you to get your e-mail while out of the office. It is not a "tip calculator". Me coddling you through it will not increase performance for you or I if I have to run over there every time the POS does not sync. Please for the love of all that is holy learn the damn system. I am busy trying to keep your shitty network up. Let me do my job. So, Mr. CEO, until you learn it, you and your Pocket PC can tongue-punch my dirthole.

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[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

So, Mr. CEO, until you learn it, you and your Pocket PC can tongue-punch my dirthole.

Dude, do you really want that dirty thing on your asshole?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

And people like this wonder why you suddenly rise up and stab them in the face with a fork....

[indigo-max.livejournal.com]

My PHB sounds pretty close to the same. He actually sent a Pocket PC back because the moron couldn't figure out that he need to CHARGE the thing first. He actually wanted me to send it back a second time because it still wouldn't power on. I put the thing in the docking cradle, let it charge and oh my god, it powered right up. Course about 4 months later he came to me with it in hand saying something was wrong with cause it wouldn't power on. I asked how long it had been since he charged it and all I got was this blank look. He has done the same with laptops too.

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