WTF???

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

I hate people sometimes. What in gods green earth is wrong with otherwise perfectly normal people that one the phone they absolutely cannot follow simple instructions that are spoken in a clear and slow manner?????

WHY MUST I REPEAT MYSELF FIVE TIMES OR MORE FOR THIS WOMAN TO FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THE DAMNED DIRECTIONS WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?! Am I secretly speaking Russian and it just *sounds* like English to me because I'm so used to hearing it? Do I have maniacle undertones flowing through my voice that scream to customers, UNLESS THIS PERSON REPEATS THEMSELVES AT LEAST FIVE TIMES, YOU MUST NOT TRUST THEIR INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE IT WILL BLOW UP YOUR COMPUTER!

And to think, I'm in a GOOD mood today.

Stupid fucking morons.

Comments

[madd-trinity.livejournal.com]

It's because when these stupid people pick up the phone to call for help their brains completely shut down.

[110billion.livejournal.com]

I hate customers who have to repeat EVERY word you say, just to be sure they're doing the right thing
"please put your [ispname] email address in the username field"
"so, i put my [ispname] email address in the username field?"
"yes"

this went on for a good 25+ mins.

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

I can't stand how people can completely forget everything within the two minutes they start talking to you on the phone.

"Ok sir, go ahead and check your email like you normally do."
"Uhhhh... How do I do that?"

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

And then they think its so cute.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

You could always slow down to William Shatner/speaking-to-toddlers speed. Or repeating yourself using the EXACT same words and tone, as if you were playing back a recording.