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[eeah.livejournal.com]

Subject: whoooo hoooo you call -(name of isp)- an internet provider ???

-(insert name of isp owner here)-

If I can stay connected long enough on your reject server I want to tell you I am sick of constantly being disconnected from the internet and when able to connect it is at a mere 21 WHAT IS GOING ON THERE ANYWAY.????? IF YOUR BANDWITCH IS BEING USED UP YOU NEED TO CUT BACK SOMEWHERE OR AT LEAST NOT CHARGE FOR PART TIME INTERNET SERVICE . OKAY THE &^%$^&(&**& THING HAS DISCONNECTED JUST NOW AFTER ALLOWING ME THREE MINUTES ON THE INTERNET I AM FED UP WITH SUCH POOR SERVICE AND EITHER FIX THIS PROBLEM OR START REFUNDING MONEY YOU HAVE RECEIVED. EVERY TIME I COMPLAIN TO YOUR TECH SUPPORT IT WILL IMPROVE FOR A DAY OR TWO AND THEN I AM BACK WITH THIS NO SERVICE CRAP !!!!! Yeah I am furious and out of patience -and will need to look for another ISP if there is a decent one in this god forsaken place.
-(insert customers name here)-



Meh.

Comments

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

It's those type of people you don't need anyway.

[klyf23.livejournal.com]

Does the bandwitch come with fries and a pickle slice?

[jecook]

I think that the customer needs some cheese with his whine.

::ducks::

I'll get you my pretty

[punkygoat.livejournal.com]

Actually, I believe that would be a great new term for someone who uses your wireless network without your permission.

"I checked my connections and found out I had two bandwitches on my network...so I shot them in the face"

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

These are the people that are on the phone with tech support who find that their internet is more important than feeding the kids or taking the dog out for a pee.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

And for how long have you been listening to our calls?

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

And his machine is probably a zombie full of viruses and malware that choke off his pipe with the spam they're sending to every blog and email address in North America. Sigh.

[zercool.livejournal.com]

Reply:
AOL's phone number is 800-392-5180. I recommend you contact them. Your account with us will be terminated at the end of the current billing cycle.

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

I like that answer better. Go speak to an Arab...who can totally help you out with that dial up service. Enjoy.

[annamaryse.livejournal.com]

I do tech support for a software company, email and phone, second tier.

However, at home we have the kind of shitty broadband service (part time) that the user above experiences, and believe me, I feel his pain.

Believe me, it's infuriating to have shitty bandwidth, and frankly, he's right. We've gotten refund after refund from our provider, on account of writing letters like that and jumping right through the queue and getting to the managers who can do something about it. So with all due respect, I hate to say it, but he's got a point.

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[angelicwonderer.livejournal.com]

it isn't?

[angelicwonderer.livejournal.com]

Cat. I'm a kitty cat.. and I mew mew mew and I mew mew.

Re: ...

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

But it is!

I need the internet before feeding my pets or kids!