Fuego's Quote Of The Day...

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Me, to a customer on the line... "I'm sorry sir, I'm not aware of the potential interference that dead mafia victims may pose to your wireless networking capabilities."

After asking what stood between his computer and wireless router, the guy rattled off several things...an aquarium, walls, assorted household miscilania and then he said "My building's like, old. I'm pretty sure there are dead mafia guys in the walls."

Comments

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Dude the word you're looking for is miscellany. For a moment there I thought miscilania was some sort of reference to the dead Sicilians behind the walls ;)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Or, err, miscellanea. [cough]

[fuego.livejournal.com]

i'm not a dude!

-and i can't spell tonight either.

[pygmymetal.livejournal.com]

Dudette! :p Love the comeback, very dry, very humorous. ;)

[linkslut.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's just the laugh I needed this morning, thankyou.

[swwinchester.livejournal.com]

Interred human remains do not pose any issues to wireless networking, provided they are not covered in sheet steel. As they are likely interred within standard concrete, I do not see where that could create an issue. Besides, generally, dead bodies are found in the basement below the main slab or in the walls, which are cinderblock or poured concrete.

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Depends how much lead they pumped into the guy. ;-)

[swwinchester.livejournal.com]

If it's a standard NYC Mafia hit, two bullets. Hardly enough lead to be worth noticing.

If it's a Chicago hit, way more than two bullets, but the body would have been recovered, they weren't nearly as good at hiding thier messes.

If it's a Las Vegas hit, the body's not in the city, it's out in the desert ...