Co-Irker rant...

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

::preparing cinderblocks for launch::

Yep, the asshole is at it again. His speakerphone is far too damn loud.

HE is far too damn loud.

This asshat needs to go. Now!

::aiming cinderblocks::

I do not care if he is disabled. I am about to Krazy Glue (tm) a ballgag in this fucktard's mouth and turn him over to the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

Actual quote: "I don't know if you can hear me".

Hey jackass, they can hear you all through the fucking wing!

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TURN OFF THE FUCKING SPEAKERPHONE!!!

::fire on my mark....::

(x-posted to my own LJ)

Comments

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Do it! I honestly cannot think of a reason why being disabled allows you to have a fucking speakerphone. Oh, he has hearing troubles? Maybe if he wore a fucking HEADSET instead of a speakerphone that distorts and fucks the conversation he may be more useful.

*shoves an earpiece so far in his ear it embedds in brain*

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Oh no, his disability has ab-so-fucking-lutely nothing to do with the speakerphone bullshit.

His disability means that "he can't be moved from where he is because he needs to be next to the test lab".

The speakerphone shit is directly related to the fact that this dipwad is an asshole.

BUT! He's also a F/T employee of many years; we are lowly contractors. Guess who loses that battle?