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[kitschicat.livejournal.com]

Pompous Publisher, calling from a huge convention center: "Hello, I am in an elevator here at the show and my Treo is getting spotty email service. Sometimes it's working but it's not 100%"


Let's see.

(1) You are in a huge ass convention center that is about 180,000 s.f. of space and is notorius for poor wireless reception.

(2) You are in an ELEVATOR at said convention center.

Comments

[saintrigger.livejournal.com]

The americanized Super Milk Chan! :)

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

"Why, yes, sir, that is terrible. I'll just release the magical reception pixies I keep tucked up my asshole for just this kind of occasion."

"I'm glad you called, because frankly? They were starting to tickle something awful."

[kitschicat.livejournal.com]

*nearly pees herself laughing*

Oh, if only that were possible...

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

To say that to a customer, or to tuck magical reception pixies up your butt?

[japester.livejournal.com]

where one %$&^%* did you get that t-shirt? it rawrks

[kitschicat.livejournal.com]

http://www.rightstuf.com/

:-D

Let me guess

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

were they at CES?