Oh Help....Before I Vivisect Someone Through the Phone

[the-elfster.livejournal.com]

He called me.

He can't perform an Add/Remove programs, even after following step-by-step directions over the phone.

He can't locate his c:\windows directory on his Windows XP workstation or a c:\winnt directory on his NTv4 workstation.

When putting an Auto-run CD into the drive and the CD doesn't auto-start -- he doesn't understand why you have to double-click on the drive to get started from that point.

The kicker? He's the company's ROOT. May the G-ds keep me from reaching through the phone to kill him.

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[mav-antagonist.livejournal.com]

The underground is working on ways to overclock phones so you can send a high voltage surge though the phone line so you can kill or atleast stun the person on the other side. But ::shhhh:: tis a secret.