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[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

Customer: GODZILLA ATE ALL MY BOOKMARKS
Me: Um, excuse me?
Customer: All my bookmarks are gone
Me: What web browser are you using?
Customer: I just told you! Godzilla!


I had him repeat it a few times, just to make sure.. and yes, he really was saying that, and I was having a hard time not laughing.

Comments

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

Mothra changed my home page!

Rodan signed me up for Porn!!! (that wacky Rodan)


Ghidrah is spamming me!!!!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[jecook]

I _love_ the icon. that's AWESOME.

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

I originally made it for my AIM sign-on screen-- Seeing that yellow guy 'pushing' the AOL logo inspired me.

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

That's is soooo great!!!! :D

I actually laughed out loud - good thing I wasn't on a call when I read this! :D

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

Too bad I was!

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Jet Jaguar is ghosting my IP address.

Destroyah is constantly IMing me about going to a frat mixer

and that fucker Anguilas is siphoning my bandwidth...

Windows Kaiju XP: When you need someone big to blame!

hehehe

[joeshamo.livejournal.com]

i can see him running in fear from his browser

[xtomxfallsx.livejournal.com]

You know, when he was saying that to you, his lips were moving out of sync with his voice as well.

[kyndig.livejournal.com]

That's the best thing I've read all day. You rule.

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

If only he had meant it as a joke.. :]

oh dear

[taleya.livejournal.com]

You got something going between myself and my OH....

(To the tune of "Godzilla")

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spinning broadband connection dowwwwwwwwn
Helpless people on the LAN scream bug-eyed as they get lots of spam
He picks up a packet and he throws it back down as an open port on your print server's found.
Oh no, your bookmarks have to go, go go Mozilla, yeeeeah.


*with apologies to Blue Oyster Cult*

Re: oh dear

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

hmm...

needs more cowbell!

Re: oh dear

[taleya.livejournal.com]

And when Christopher Walken tells you it needs more cowbell, you put more cowbell in, dammit!

Re: oh dear

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Forgot to add:

http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell/

:D