We suggest taking it out to the parking lot and dousing it in gasoline. Here's some matches.

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

You thought 10K in Ad-aware was bad?

A friend of mine who works at the local CompUSA told me the tale of a machine that finally locked up somewhere around 400,000.

And if that's not scary enough, how about a 90-car pileup?

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Re: one word

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

That is why you take care of it outside, off of company property. No OSHA bullshit, no damage to company property.

Geez, do we have to teach you kids everything???? ;)

Re: one word

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Why buy thermite when Styrofoam + gasoline = napalm?

Re: one word

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

the noise Styrofoam makes rubbing together drives me insane; and you need a lot of napalm to melt hard drives.

And who said anything about purchasing thermite? ;)