Sure, but what's my closure code?

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

This is an excerpt from an actual customer rep email today:

I would like to inform you that customer called us today to say that he will not be able to continue with PMR xxx.xxx.xxx, because his DataCenter (including xxx and xxx machines) has been damaged by an explosion (believe me!). So, he is not sure when (IF) he will be able to restore those machines.
Pictures of what happen to his datacenter: http://tudoparana.globo.com/jornaldelondrina/

Comments

[zercool.livejournal.com]

Holy kaboom, batman!

Hmmm ... think those three remaining letters over the building are any indication of who ... hang on, I have to get the door.

...

(time passes)

...

zercool is no longer with you... he was abducted by space aliens.

Cool!

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

Now I know where the BOFH of Puerto Rico works worked.

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Does that void the warranty on the machines?