OK...

[caerleon.livejournal.com]

"Have you got a processor?" he says, "only when I take the processor out, the motherboard doesn't repeatedly just make one long beep".. "one long beep?" say I, "that sounds more like a memory problem".. "can't be" he says, "I haven't put any memory in it"..

D'oh!

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Oh, that's nothing.

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

Once when I was rebuilding my machine late at night (mistake number one) I could not figure out why it would appear to post but give no video...

...until I turned around and saw the video card laying on the floor behind me.

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gravito.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how many knowledgeable people know everything but this.

[nem0.livejournal.com]

Kinda sounds like the time I was swearing at my computer for not finding my HD, when my friend walked in and said, "shouldn't the power connector be plugged in?"

Durr.