A customer asked me today...

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

"Do you have access to any Internets other than [ISP]?"


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Comments

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

Heh. I can imagine a response like, "Why yes, there's X, Y and Z.....we refer to them as the competition, you clueless buffoon!!! Thank you for calling."

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

I actually had someone in another department transfer someone over to ask questions about our competition.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Maybe they were with AOL. If AOL was your first internet experience you'd begin to wonder if there were 'other internets' out there somewhere...

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Of course there is but it's only for us Gods of support/helpdesk.
We use it to further our evil plans of worlddomination.

*grin*