"I have a dinosaur and a horse on my computer, and I've been told I have to get rid of them."
I wanted to say:
"Sir, this is technical support. Please contact a park ranger to remove errant wildlife in your area; barring that, throw something leafy. If the dinosaur is carnivorous, tie a steak to your coworkers and run away."
I wanted to say:
"Sir, this is technical support. Please contact a park ranger to remove errant wildlife in your area; barring that, throw something leafy. If the dinosaur is carnivorous, tie a steak to your coworkers and run away."