Sigh...

[omicron32.livejournal.com]

(17:41:55) Dane: do you have a virus scanner on there?
(17:42:32) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: yeah
(17:42:38) Dane: good
(17:42:42) Dane: what about spyware scanner?
(17:42:48) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: i dunno
(17:42:59) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: i can ask ma mum wen she gets home
(17:43:01) Dane: http://www.majorgeeks.com/download506.html
(17:43:02) Dane: download that
(17:43:04) Dane: and run it
(17:43:12) Dane: it'll scan for any shit that's infected you that isn't classed as a virus
(17:43:13) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: the name says it all
(17:43:19) Dane: lol, shut up :p
(17:43:23) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: lol
(17:44:44) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: ok wot do i press?
(17:45:00) Dane: on download locations, pick one with the american flag
(17:45:22) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: theres 2 with it
(17:45:28) Dane: yeah, pick one
(17:45:35) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: which one
(17:45:38) Dane: either
(17:45:43) Dane: if one doesn't work try the other
(17:45:45) Dane: they're just mirror sites
(17:53:08) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: which mirror do i want
(17:53:13) Dane: lol!
(17:53:27) Dane: either mirror, it's a mirror, therefore things are the same on either mirror :p
(17:53:48) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: but they av countrys next 2 them
(17:53:53) Dane: lol
(17:53:53) Dane: yeah
(17:54:01) Dane: that doesn't matter, that's just the location of the mirror
(17:54:16) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: so any mirror
(17:54:20) Dane: lol, yes
(17:54:34) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: u sure
(17:54:43) Dane: yes
(17:55:32) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: im confused
(17:55:47) Dane: just click any mirror :;p
(17:55:57) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: i want 2 open it rite
(17:56:00) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: not save
(17:56:09) Dane: no, save it
(17:56:14) Dane: to your desktop or something
(17:56:14) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: small steps with me plz
(17:56:18) Dane: i know :p
(17:56:49) I wanna go bk on hol!!!: ok its saving
(17:57:10) Dane: good :p

*headdesk*

Comments

[vtladyhawke.livejournal.com]

*Twitch* Computer idocy aside, that person's grammar is just...atrocious....aiieeee...

*stabs self in eye with rusty spork*

[omicron32.livejournal.com]

It's much worse usually, believe me.

When I'm chatting on MSN or Jabber, etc, I tend to not use capitals, but try to keep grammar and correct spelling at least. I hate net/textspeak.

Wonder if there's a plugin for Gaim that'll translate it for me...

[vtladyhawke.livejournal.com]

Err...idiocy, rather

*smacks self for poor spelling* Bad Charline! Don't criticize other's grammar when you can't spell! :p

[thebutler.livejournal.com]

Y'know, nine times out of ten I think having a "cutesy" MSN name is sufficient evidence for a localised gene pool cleanup...

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Oh, cmon aren't the "Butrflygr16"s of the world just so darn adorable?

*gag*

[jacobine.livejournal.com]

I dread the amount of spyware that will be found on that PC...