First error report of the day...

[wyrdlinks.livejournal.com]

From accounts staff: "[myname], this computer's sick."

That's it. That's the sum total of the report. What the f**k am I supposed to diagnose with that? I was *so* tempted to reply with "take it to the loo, rub its back, and give it a drink of water when it's finished throwing up", but that could be a CLM (Career Limiting Move) 'round here. They don't understand sarcasm.

ARGH!

Comments

[essial.livejournal.com]

Hrm.. this may be directly linked to why there are no sharp objects in our tech shop.

[malgrep.livejournal.com]

I get ones that tell me "Mouse no move, broken it is"

All this time and I had no idea that Yoda himself worked here.

[taiirei.livejournal.com]

Reply back:

"How do you know it's sick? What are the symptons? Maybe it's just on strike?"

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

This is why you should show up in full surgical scrubs, with latex gloves and surgical mask. Make sure you have a thermometer with you.

[child2day.livejournal.com]

I tell them "It's not sick, it just hates you."

[oddball42.livejournal.com]

if it is indeed sick, plese include some symptoms so we may have the proper medications available to support this. and have a doctor standing by.