Techies Strike Back

[k8mnstr.livejournal.com]

I saw this on one of my favorite web comics. I thought you guys would appreciate it.

Comments

[tsutton.livejournal.com]

Haha, I can feel the same and we do get these sort of people.. I work in IT Hardware dept... *laughs*

[theobon.livejournal.com]

I how I wish I had a boss like that!!!

The stupidest part is I have had bosses that would have replaced the bloody computer for him anyways...

[twitchfetish.livejournal.com]

heh...saw that one a while ago...and this is why i LOVE Ctrl-Alt-Del...

:)

IV

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

Dunno if this one made it into the strip or not, but it's based on a real call.

TECH: Hello, technical support.
GUY: Yeah, I'm calling because my computer isn't working.
TECH: Okay... what's the problem?
GUY: It's not working.
TECH: Okay... describe what's on your screen right now.
GUY: It's blank. There's nothing there.
TECH: Is the monitor on?
GUY: I hit the power switch. That didn't change anything.
TECH: All right... take a look at the cables in the back of the monitor.
GUY: Okay. (messes around for a bit) Yeah, there's two of them.
TECH: Okay, one of those should be plugged into the wall. That's the power cord, right?
GUY: Yeah.
TECH: Now, the other one should plug into the back of the CPU. That's the tower.
GUY: Hang on, I need to get a flashlight.
TECH: A flashlight?
GUY: Yeah. It's dark behind the desk because the power's out.
TECH: Okay... I think I know what you need to do?
GUY: Really? Great!
TECH: I want you to unplug everything and put it all back in the original packaging.
GUY: Okay...
TECH: Then take the computer back where you bought it and tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.

Here's a followup

[k8mnstr.livejournal.com]

Found another while going through the archives... I love my day off (then again I'm a little off every day).

Re: Here's a followup

[cmdrproteus.livejournal.com]

Preach on! :D

Had to

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

Well since we're all posting CAD comics...



_MaH

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

If only we could really act like this......Life would be so much more enjoyable for us.....