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[chaoslore.livejournal.com]

Dear Fatass,

I do not care if your router is downstairs, this does not change the fact that you need the serial number and wep off the bottom of it. No there is no way to get around this, you will need to get off your fat lazy ass, put down the child that has been screaming in my ear for the last 15 fucking minutes, waddle your lard down the stairs and write down, not read to me and have me write down, the fucking numbers.

Sincerely,

God (As far as your concerned*)


*I control their ability to get back online, so all things considered I am their God

Comments

[hschneckloth.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha

Good morning, dearheart.

[desertdrgn.livejournal.com]

Gotta love those guys. LOL Thanks for my first giggle of the day. C'ya Friday. *smoochies*

[xtomxfallsx.livejournal.com]

You'd think God would know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I think God would probably deliberately misspell words like that just to be amused by the pedants who tried to call it to his attention.

I think he's just waiting for someone to call him on the bible.

"Ho ho ho, it took you long enough"

Yes. God indeed.

[westleyd.livejournal.com]

How does it feel to be all powerful yet completely disrespected and ignored?