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Jul. 27th, 2004 04:47 pm*phone rings*
me - good afternoon, IT.
faculty - who is this?
me - Matt
faculty - Matt who?
me - Matt, in IT.
faculty - What do you want?
me - You called me.
faculty - Where can i find a color printer?
me - Your office.
faculty - im in the library
me - theres one there as well
faculty - thanks, bye.
every day they get better and better.
me - good afternoon, IT.
faculty - who is this?
me - Matt
faculty - Matt who?
me - Matt, in IT.
faculty - What do you want?
me - You called me.
faculty - Where can i find a color printer?
me - Your office.
faculty - im in the library
me - theres one there as well
faculty - thanks, bye.
every day they get better and better.
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Date: 2004-07-27 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-27 07:29 pm (UTC)you never know.
Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-27 10:26 pm (UTC)"Ok, sir, I'll need you to double click on the... Jesus!!! Did you see those penguins???"
We had two gigs of RAM, seventy-five gigs of disk, five SCSI drives in a high-powered RAID, an industrial-sized pot half-full of coffee, and a whole galaxy of patches, spam, viruses, spyware... Also an OC48, a backup T3, a case of beer (hell, why not!), gigabit switched ethernet, and a two dozen tape DLT library. Not that we needed all that for the helpdesk, but once you get into a serious warez collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
The only thing that really worried me was the ethernet might be down...
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a helpdesk specialist in the depths of the ethernet racks, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Re: Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-29 03:25 pm (UTC)Re: Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-29 03:35 pm (UTC)"Oh my god, there's thousands of them!"
That scene in Mononoke was as trippy as anything in Fear and Loathing.
Re: Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-29 03:38 pm (UTC)Fear and Loathing I love for the chaos, the inevitable insanity that comes with psychedelic subtances..
By the way, if you haven't read the book then I recall my love.
I used to read that book every time I came home still tripping.
Re: Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-29 04:21 pm (UTC)Re: Fear and Loathing in tech support.
Date: 2004-07-29 04:32 pm (UTC)My favourite scene in the book : Anybody want some L S D? I got all the makins right here. All I need is a place to cook. (and the ensuing bathroom scene)
Favourite scene in the movie : They're escaping from the Circus Circus, after the great polar bear line, and are accosted by a nearby stallholder. Depp : Nothing, I want nothing!
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Date: 2004-07-27 11:27 pm (UTC)-A
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Date: 2004-07-28 08:54 am (UTC)