Audio error messages

[naggy.livejournal.com]

We need to hire a mother to come in and dictate some audio messages for our application.

"Didn't I warn you that you didn't want to do that? Of course I did. And did you listen? Noooooooooooooo. You had to go off and do it anyway, and now you want to take it back. Well, you're just out of luck, buster! You're going to have to live with it. Maybe next time you'll listen, you ungrateful wretch."

Comments

[achernow.livejournal.com]

The Media 100's at school used to be like "Attention.. An error message window is on the screen "

-A

[klyf23.livejournal.com]

We should have that as our hold message where I work!

I once volunteered

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

my services to Xerox to be the one that comes up with the stuff that the copiers would say to the users when they were going to make them talk.

1st attempt: "There is a jam in area 5. Please remove the jammed paper"

2nd attempt: "I told you that there is a paper jam in area 5. Are you blind mother f**cker?! It's the little green lever with the number 5 on it. Move it to the left and the paper will be there."

3rd attempt: "You must be about the dumbest SOB on the planet. Please Call For service as this is obviously above your head. Auto sutdown in 5...4...3...2...1..."