"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God...

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

...one of these days I'm gonna kick this piece of shit out the window!"

Our shop has the fax machine from Office Space.

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Our shop has the fax machine from Office Space.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

That machine was destroyed to release the evil spirits within.

Re: Our shop has the fax machine from Office Space.

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

and i know exactly where they took up residence.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Ok I agree with the taking it out to the field and putting it out of its misery. But if you worked for a cheap ass shop like I did, you had to repair the thing. Open up the guts and blow air inside. There will be a tiny piece of paper the size of your pinky fingernail sitting on top of the sensor.

Sharp UX-P100

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

Look up the specs on this thing sometime. It's pathetic. Anything that uses a page-width roll of thermal film should have never seen the light of day.

We, however, don't receive on it. We have a fax to email service for that. It's still a pain in the ass to send with it, because it insists on printing a report about EVERYTHING it does (probably so you buy more film) and you can't turn that misfeature off.

Oh yeah, and when that roll of film jams, it's an ungodly mess, and you waste a lot of the roll.

Happens so much.

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

And they never see it..Hell, they usually don;t even know how to open the cover

[achernow.livejournal.com]

sounds like my fucking printer this morning. The little light was blinking but the damn word doc wasn't coming out.

-A

[japester.livejournal.com]

watch office space. it has a wonderful printer destroying scene.

Well, of course I've seen it!

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

The hilarious thing is that my boss hasn't (despite my urging) and he said almost the exact same thing as Samir.