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[malgrep.livejournal.com]

Emptyness abounds here in the wasteland of early morning. Commuters just starting out from their suburban enclaves will be gathering here shortly. Armed with Starbucks and a sense of entitlement they will call. They will berate, abuse and sigh loudly when their way is not had.

I too am armed, but with knowledge, experience and with the most important tool of all. Admin access to all of their machines.

So here I sit, lying in wait, as it were, for the first one to strike at me.

Thank you for calling tech support, your ass is mine.

Comments

[k8mnstr.livejournal.com]

::blink blink:: I love you.

So poetic, yet so vengeful. *swoons* <3 ^.~

[malgrep.livejournal.com]

I am also available for childrens parties.

[tempus-thales.livejournal.com]

love the first sentence.

[said-by-me.livejournal.com]

teeheehee you would think since they call so often for password resets (mind you I don't know the last time I forgot my log in password) that they would connect the two. Being rude = account freezing/ exchange server moves/ temporary lock outs, etc

[malgrep.livejournal.com]

Being rude = account freezing/ exchange server moves/ temporary lock outs, etc

The etc being things like dodging a crazed lunatic with a super soaker filled with pudding.

nah, bleach.

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

Armani suit, you say?

[achernow.livejournal.com]

Armed with Starbucks

Starbucks sucks... I like the little local shop better. If I have to go chain, I usually try to go with Caribou.

-A

[achernow.livejournal.com]

Damn it.. It lost my other reply (really, I had nothing to do with it.. I didn't throw the machine across the room when it said "Document Contains No Data")

Anyway.. What I said, was that I had a stupid user moment and hit post before I commented and said that I liked the poem and to replace 'Starbucks' with 'basement coffee shop' at Marquette.

-A

[laparka2.livejournal.com]

This should be on a plaque above the doorway of every place that does Tech Support.