Alright I don't mean to offend anyone here

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But I am tired of hearing people give that lazy sigh of doom whenever I ask them to just try resetting their damned cable modem. I don't wanna get up. It is too far under my desk. My monster butt tail is in the way. OH NO I WILL DROP MY CHEETOS AND THEN WHAT WILL I CONSUME TO FEED MY HUNGRY SOUL OF DAMNATION!!!

Grrr... oh and the second one deals with me being bored while taking a poo and reading the shampoo bottle. And seeing a customer service number. hehe. That must be hell.

Goatboy
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