Magic Radio Voice

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ME: Thank you for calling the support desk. This is ____. May I have your login ID, please?

THEM: (Series of beeps as they punch it into the phone)

ME: Please speak the login ID.

THEM: Wow. You're well programmed, aren't you?

ME: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. What was the login ID?

THEM: _____.

ME: Thank you. Could you please speak your first and last name?

THEM: ____ _____.

ME: Cool. How can we help you today?

THEM: Did you just say 'cool'?

ME: Yeah.

THEM: You're not the computer, are you?

ME: Nope.

THEM: You probably think I'm an idiot, don't you?

ME: For the purposes of quality control, this call may be monitored.

THEM: Is that a polite way of saying 'yes'?

ME: Bwa ha ha, and all that.