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[sgt-easton.livejournal.com]

I'm a handset tech for one of the "big four" cell providers in the US.

Dear customer from earlier today:
I understand that, due to the aging process, certain bodily functions may become difficult to control. However, farting louder than all of the conversations in the room is not acceptable, especially when you don't even flinch afterward, let alone say "excuse me."

Sincerely,
sgt_easton