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Dear Mr Special Snowflake,

Your work computer?  Is your WORK computer.  And as your work IT Helpdesk gal, my responsibility is to your WORK computer and all the WORK-RELATED stuff it has on it.  When I transfer all your data across from one machine to another, I am under no obligation at all to transfer your precious iTunes library across with all the work documents you've got stored on there.  Strictly speaking I should actually just delete the lot - but I can't do that, because I'm too nice.  BUT, whining at me about how all the stuff needs to be kept on the old machine is not going to score any brownie points with me.  I resent the fact that you get to keep your old computer for personal use, and by extension I resent the fact that I have to spend an hour wiping the damn thing and putting a blank XP install onto it in order to comply with licence laws.  Asking me to set up your iTunes on this machine, to be frank, is rude.  And when I state that I can't do that because I don't have time to do non-work-related tasks, telling me, "it's ok, just don't wipe the laptop and I'll take it home as is" will not get you anywhere either, because now you're asking me to BREAK THE LAW for the sake of your crappy music collection?  Well, matey, I checked out your music collection, and anyone with 5gb worth of 'Best of the 90s' and 'Music from Dawsons Creek' deserves to suffer horribly.  If I wasn't so spineless, I would have fucked up all your drivers and deleted the iTunes before presenting you with the crappy laptop to take home to your (incredibly ugly, based on your stupid wallpaper) kids.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

No love,