Things that make you go *barf*

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Generally speaking my users aren't so bad, however there are some things people do that just make me want to loose my lunch;

1: Baby pictures as wallpaper
This is not necessarily so bad in itself, however the babies in question invariably are photographed in a state of filth; either eating worms, smeared with food or with unspeakable substances oozing from their nose.

2: Sneeze-screens
We all have to sneeze from time to time, and we all have to eat and drink, however I would really appreciate it if users would refrain from doing all at once... all over their laptops. At least cover your mouth or use a napkin!

3: Keyboard-chow
Similar to the above; please do not be eating above your keyboard, when I can shake half a bread factory out from under the keys I just want to vom.

Does anyone have any they'd like to add?