My other job...

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As a means of earning money, I'm a landscape Gardener for a housing association, and also tool and vehicle service engineer. So, whilst at weekends I get to see why Goldfish Girl's laptop isn't working (because she's slammed the lid in the photocopier again...) during working hours my tech support involves 4 wheel drive tractor lawnmowers, big chainsaws, three foot long petrol driven hedge trimmers and a machine that reduces tree trunks to toothpick-sized confetti.

( I still get my share of morons... )

Like the newspaper reporter of legend, I made my excuses and left, trying really hard not to pee myself laughing...