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May. 22nd, 2009 02:19 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
mtupyro.livejournal.comUser wanted to know why the internet was slow.
User: My internet is slow, tell me why.
Pyro: Well the modem is online and looking good, how is that modem connected to your computer? Is it connected directly or do you go through a router?
User: It's connected directly to God!
Pyro: Uhhh, ok. That could make it a little bit hard to get a connection.
User: It's actually the very best connection there is.
Pyro: Ma'am I'm not entirely sure God is IPv4 compliant.
*click*
User: My internet is slow, tell me why.
Pyro: Well the modem is online and looking good, how is that modem connected to your computer? Is it connected directly or do you go through a router?
User: It's connected directly to God!
Pyro: Uhhh, ok. That could make it a little bit hard to get a connection.
User: It's actually the very best connection there is.
Pyro: Ma'am I'm not entirely sure God is IPv4 compliant.
*click*
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