darkrose.livejournal.comDear idiot university employee,
I do not appreciate you calling my DID line. Obviously you are such an idiot that you can't figure out how to "press '2' for support". I know it's option 2 because I recorded the message and set up the phone trees. I am guessing you started randomly hitting numbers and managed to get my extension.
I do not appreciate the use of foul language. As I told you before I hung up on you, I do appreciate your frustration, but I do NOT tolerate you dropping the F-bomb in reference to our software or your computer. We do not call our product "Fucking [product]" and I have yet to encounter a real device that actually allows a computer to become a "fucking computer". If there were such a device, I'm sure the manufacturers would be billionaires as it would make cybersex much, MUCH more interesting. As an aside, I'm thinking I should look into creating such a device.
I'm sure you didn't hear me when I told you that the software doesn't just magically appear on your computer, that it has to be installed, and the computer rebooted after installation. This was because you couldn't keep your mouth shut long enough to listen to what I was saying.
My job function is not to provide you with support, yet I tried to help you until you refused to treat me like a decent human being. I was trying to be a good guy, but you turned out to be an obnoxious asshole.
By the way, I found your title on the school's web site/directory. Perhaps I should send an e-mail to your IT department and CC your supervisor and let them know how you likely violated school policy by installing unauthorized software, then called the company that supplied you with the software and went on a foul-mouthed tirade, preventing someone from actually helping you. At best, maybe they can train you on how to speak to people over the phone and treat others with respect.
As you so eloquently put it: FUCK YOU,
~Darkrose