Dear Support Monkeys:

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

When we have you fill out a referral form for support, we like to have little things like the machine model type and serial number. Putting "on machine and legible" in the SN field of the request form isn't helpful. If it was legible, then PUT IT ON THE DAMNED FORM.

I hope you all die in a fire screaming like little girls.

--laptop_mechanic 

yeah, I'm smooth

[donnaidh-sidhe.livejournal.com]

Ticket notes: "Field tech advises that this subscriber may not be co-operative due to having a very complicated self-managed network."

What does that translate to in your mind?

1835 EDIT TO ADD: What it actually translated to was, and I quote, "He's a pain in the butt and an arrogant son of a ...<trails off> who thinks he knows everything." :)