Now I've seen everything....

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

One of my users (who normally is well-clued) just used the word "Mozilla" as a verb, and only slightly wrongly.

Quote: "Also can you mozilla on [his Macintosh]. Safari has problems accessing one of my web sites."

Dear central Texas.

[awarrenfells.livejournal.com]

Your internets are broken.... all of them.
We have no estimated time of repair.
Blame Ma Bell.

Regards,

Your technical support representative.

made in behalf of those stuck in the internet black hole that is central texas....